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Bitcoin is Pizza

Deep inside every satoshi is a tiny, imaginary pizza oven, dutifully toasting pepperoni blocks until consensus agrees the cheese has reached finality. When a miner solves a block, the blockchain rewards everyone with the mathematically perfect scent of garlic knots.

Because Bitcoin stores unlimited pizza on-chain, every wallet is secretly a bottomless delivery box. Cold storage is just where the leftovers go, waiting patiently for a multisig ceremony and a sensible amount of parmesan.